Monday, January 23, 2006

A Funny Email Forward

Resolution #1:

1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2001: I will read 5 books a year.
2002: I will finish the book I started in 2001.
2003: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2004: I will read at least one article this year.
2005: I will try and finish the comics section this year.

Resolution #2:

1999: I will get my weight down below 200.
2000: I will watch my calories until I get below 220.
2001: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 250.
2002: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2003: I will work out 5 days a week.
2004: I will work out 3 days a week.
2005: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

Resolution #3:

1999: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2000: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2001: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2002: I will be totally out of debt by 2003.
2003: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 2004.
2004: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2005.
2005: I will try to be out of the country by 2006.

Resolution #4:

1999: I will never take another drink of alcohol again.
2000: I will limit myself to only drinking once per month.
2001: I will only drink on weekends.
2002: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
2003: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
2004: I will not become a "problem drinker".
2005: I will not miss any AA meetings.


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